Kristin Hagan spotted that old women on Facebook stuffed their bios with odd things, so she started taking screenshots.
Facebook is a treasure trove of peculiar child boomer conduct. There's such a explicit manner older individuals are bizarre on Facebook that it is onerous to describe. But it's so so humorous. And not too long ago, Kristin Hagan stumbled upon a veritable gold mine: older women's Facebook bios. I do not know what these ladies try to reach with their bios. I have no idea in the event that they even know they wrote a bio. But whatever's happening, they nailed it.
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Seafood
Eileen! What are you trying to say? Are you seafood? Is your ultimate title "Oyster" or one thing? Are you spending your whole retirement on a search for just right seafood? Looks like that body of water may have some mussels in it or something. But what do you imply, Eileen? Side be aware: Perfect mullet. Never alternate it.
No permission
Nothing is funnier than the angles at which old people come to a decision to take footage of themselves. She looks like she's trapped in a log cabin. The only thing that may well be funnier is how paranoid they're about Facebook stealing their knowledge and the way they suspect they can save you it by writing things like "I do not give Facebook permission to print anything off my computer." Classic.
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Lost "mumbet"
This lady must get in contact with Judy STAT. And she obviously can not name her herself as a result of she misplaced her "mumbet." (I feel she meant "number.") Look at the expression on her face! She's extremely excited about this.
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ALL CAPS
There is so much occurring right here. I don't even know where to start out. I believe we have to get started at the top and go back and forth downward. I do know this submit is supposed to be about bios, however I cannot get over that quilt photograph. Those are actual babies dressed like sunflowers. And then the profile picture. So close. So filtered. Finally, we get to the bio. Lady, if you have high blood pressure since you're screaming all the time!
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Pasta
I love the repeat picture. I really like that it is of her taking a look down at her phone (almost definitely posting her Facebook profile picture!). And I really like that her entire bio is the phrase "pasta." She will have to get with Eileen from the first photo. They may have a pleasant dinner in combination. Shrimp scampi or linguine with clams, you know?
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Unpleasant granddaughter
This woman isn't going to take any crap. She went to the college of existence. She has a horrible granddaughter. Absolutely not anything in her existence is new. Go forward, just check out one thing along with her. She's seen all of it.
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Happy birthday
I went to Facebook because I was like, "Maybe it's not clear that this section is supposed to be a bio. Maybe Facebook words it weirdly so it makes sense that some people would mistake it for a status update." But it actually says, "Add a short bio to tell people more about yourself" after which there's a button that claims, "Add bio." This shouldn't be tricky!
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Badass nana
Um, this is the absolute best thing I've ever noticed. When I develop up, I want to be a badass nana who kicks butt and takes names. I have no idea why, but I imagine she has a choice of shotguns. And she's not afraid to use them.
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No messages
I don't think this lady understands how Facebook works. It's actually chock-full of creepy people who message strangers calling them "dear" or asking how they are. Social media is a cess pool! Welcome!
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Burger King order
This is my absolute favourite bio on the record. It's just her Burger King order. You know, in case you need to buy her a meal earlier than you come back over. I'm a bit bit bummed that her knowledge is blacked out because I feel she and I might be actually good pals.
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Proud b*tch
Honestly, that is one of these mood. Everyone should have the confidence and unapologetic power of this woman proper here. But possibly let's not take pics of ourselves with that lighting fixtures from that perspective. Otherwise, she's nailing it.
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