15 Home Designs That Are a Real Estate Agent's Nightmare

Aug. 20 2019, Updated 7:47 a.m. ET

Vanessa Van Winkle is a real property agent, so she sees a large number of homes. And now not they all are well-designed...and even make the slightest bit of sense. Vanessa just lately shared one of the vital photos she and different agents have taken of the most extraordinary, badly-designed homes they've ever noticed, and Reddit is chock filled with them, too. These are one of the vital maximum bonkers design selections that have ever been made in houses. 

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Who? What? Why? Those are simply some of the questions I have about this bathroom. The toilet is fuzzy. The toilet! It even seems like the seat, the true position the place you put your bum, is carpeted. And do not get me started on that print. It's like your grandmother's garden threw up in here. The most appalling factor about that is that several other people were more than likely excited by ideating and development this toilet.  

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You know what they at all times say... The fridge is the guts of the kitchen. Oh, wait! Just kidding. Literally no one has ever mentioned that ever, and it is not sensible to position the fridge in the midst of the room and construct a whole wall round it. I actually think they built the whole kitchen and then regarded round and had been like, "Oh crap! We forgot to make a space for the refrigerator!" And so they did this.  

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Hey, do not you need to live — I mean shower — on the edge? And by way of the brink, I imply literally the edge of the staircase. One unsuitable, slippery step, and that's the end of your life...or a minimum of the top of your dignity. If you're not taking a bathtub on the most sensible of the stairs with literally nowhere to safely step out of the bathtub, you're not living. Period. Taking a bath in this house is an excessive recreation, folks! 

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I'm certain if you have perfectionist inclinations, this picture is driving you nuts. It is making me crazy. I want to select up the phone and phone my senator about this picture. It's so flawed I will be able to barely comprehend how it exists. The circle is right there! It even has like 8 arrow thingies pointing to the middle the place the chandelier is 100 p.c intended to be. What went wrong right here that resulted in this nonsense?

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I'm trying to imagine walking into this loo and turning around to make use of it. I do not understand how it could occur. I'd get caught! I guess if you were anyone with male genitals, you could stroll right as much as the bathroom, do what you are promoting, after which again out doing a Michael Jackson-esque moonwalk. (You do not have to do the moonwalk, but why wouldn't you in any scenario where you may just?) This could be the worst bathroom I've ever seen.

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This one is truly exhausting because I if truth be told kind of like the darkish picket and the slate tiles, however sure, that is a tub right subsequent to a kitchen, and I'm sorry, however that is fallacious. I are not looking for soap in my soup and I are not looking for soup in my soap. Now, it looks like this could be just a little pool space or holiday home, but I've seen a number of those that do not need toilets in their kitchens. It's tremendous easy to steer clear of!

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Any one that carpets their bathroom should be thrown in jail for lifestyles. There is no way that carpet stays dry or blank. I truthfully can't even wrap my head round the whole lot that is occurring on this image. The carpet comes all of the method up the edges of the tub, there are fancy wood bed posts around the bath... and is that a baseboard heater? On the aspect of the bathtub? I think like somebody concept they had been being in reality artful after they built this bathroom. They were not.

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This one is an excessive amount of. The bathroom paper holder is put in directly above the air vent, so air keeps blowing bathroom paper all over. This is a kind of design issues that could have so easily been have shyed away from. It doesn't take too much to put in a toilet paper holder. They indubitably could have put it elsewhere. Anywhere else. But they did not. And now, grabbing rest room paper is a game of cat and mouse.

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Here's a science tip for you: Wood can simply catch on fireplace. So, if you are development a fire get away, maybe don't make it out of a material that literally cannot break out hearth when it is round. In reality, it's one among fire's favourite issues to consume. Additionally, this seems like one of the ricketiest ladders I have ever observed. In an emergency, you'll both get burned up along with your hearth get away or finally end up with thousands of splinters.

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I haven't any phrases. Is this the basement of the home with the chandelier? Is the whole lot just quite off? This is super regarding because wood beams like this are not usually just for show. They have a task, and that task is to literally keep the house standing. If the beam is only balancing on a portion of the ceiling, something terrible is happening. Also, what's that large block?! Did they make the beam too short to succeed in the ceiling, so that they had to add extra ceiling? I am very concerned. 

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I just do not understand. They could have put the bathroom up in opposition to the wall. Or across the corner the place the toilet paper is. Or at the reverse wall next to the cabinet. Why would they make this choice? Did they set up the bathroom first and then need to build the remainder of the bathroom round it? With the bathroom within the position it is, I it kind of feels to me that you'd really feel like you had been in "time out" any time you had to make use of it.

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Yes, that is a closet...six toes within the air...with no stairs or ladder or possible manner of coming into it. At least they say it is a closet. But I have every other idea. Have you ever read Jane Eyre? You know the way Mr. Rochester used to be keeping Bertha, his violent, mentally unwell spouse within the attic? I think like that is another Bertha state of affairs. There's no doubt a dangerous particular person residing in that closet who would possibly one day burn the whole house down.

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It's a good thing I don't live in this house as a result of I would have ripped each a type of drawers out of the unit by means of this level. This is terribly aggravating. I love me some closet and drawer space. I thrive on it. I love placing issues in drawers. So the idea of drawers that are absolutely purposeful however blocked through a wide countertop is completely making me loopy. It's the worst kind of tease, and I can't handle it.

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What a gorgeous landscaped backyard! Too bad that, now that you've achieved that, you can by no means drive your automobile into your driveway again, until you wish to spoil all the ones bushes. I would not be shocked if this home is in Southern California. People in Southern California hardly use their garages for their vehicles. Because the elements is always tremendous, they don't wish to. And because of earthquakes, SoCal properties hardly ever have basements, so garages grow to be mostly storage spaces.

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I've noticed homes like this that have doorways on the second one or 3rd ground that lead absolutely nowhere. It's unnerving, particularly if you are the one who opens the door and tries to step out. But I in the end realized what that is all about! Sometimes, development corporations will construct doorways like these because other folks need to upload a patio, but ceaselessly the patio is the duty of the house owner to build or fee. So in the event that they have not determined on an organization to build their patio, occasionally they just have errant doors in the side in their area.

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