23 Brutally Honest Homework Answers From Kids Who Have Had Enough

Nov. 18 2019, Updated 2:22 p.m. ET

The wonderful thing about kids is that they have absolutely no filter whatsoever. What they say is what they mean. As you age, you briefly broaden a sense of what you will have to keep to yourself, which just makes things boring. Just check out how those kids determined to give hilariously simple answers on their homework.  

1. "I asked students to tell me what they would do if shipwrecked on an island."

"We will enjoy swimming, because it's fun to swim. We will do my homework, because it's fun to do homework. We will wait for deat, because can't do anything."

2. Ouch.

"I'm so hungry I could eat Saturn."  - Now that is an exaggeration

"I've got so many clothes on I feel like your mom." -Now that's comedy.

3. Good reasoning.

"Would you rather be stuck on an island all alone or with someone you hate? Why?"

"I would rather be on an island with someone I hate so I have something to eat."

4. At least he's humble.

Assignment: "What makes you special? Write three things that make you special. Remember to use complete sentences." 

"I like to play football. I like to play with Legos. I am god."

5. It's all about those curves.

"Find the difference between 8 and 6."

"8 is all curly, 6 is not."

6. What else may just they be?

7. It works.

This is the most productive haiku ever:

"Five syllables here

Seven more syllables there

Are you happy now???"

8. Well, he's right...

9. Same.

10. It's inevitable.

11. Damn.

12. He's most certainly proper.

13. I'm hoping this was anonymous.

14. I hope they were given full marks for this.

15. It works in the films.

16. Gotta get started somewhere.

17. Brutal.

18. What else could the answer be?

19. We feel ya, child!

20. Who doesn't?

21. To be honest, this can be a homophone.

22. Sorry, Packers fanatics.

23. Probably.

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