Shinesty has made up our minds to liberate a vary of pretend denim speedos in order that males will have their own Daisy Dukes this summer.
Denim is as American as apple pie. Which is probably why Y/Project determined to unlock a pair of $315 denim panties a few months in the past. And now, Shinesty has decided to unlock a vary of faux denim speedos so that males may have their own Daisy Dukes this summer.
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The jeados are actually polyester and spandex, because denim does not appear like it would be a laugh to swim in, however they are styled to appear to be denim. But just look at those masterpieces...
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"They say jorts are the above-ground pool of the shorts world. We'd be inclined to agree. Our denim print swim brief, also known as the Jeado, also known as the Daytona Dong Sarong is just like that, except it is the above-ground hot tub of the swim brief world...or something like that. It is like eating a bag of chips in church."
"Everyone looks over at you with disgust, but deep down they want some too. And if you're really risky you'll combine those last 2 sentences, eating a bag of chips in church while wearing this denim swimsuit. You'll probably get tossed out, but you'll look and taste good doing it."
The website specifies that the speedos "should be paired with caterpillar-style mustaches for optimal results."
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They come in a collection of vintage types, together with the Daytona Dong Sarong.
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The Houston Hog Holster in black
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And the Assid Washers, which seem lovely self explanatory.
The quick-drying material, product of 88 percent Polyester and 12 % Spandex, is designed to be “cushy and easy in your tools,” consistent with Shinesty, and is fully coated, with an elastic waistband and drawstring.
How may any individual resist a pair of these?
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