'Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby' 15th anniversary: Check out those 7 quotable Ricky Bobby lines from the 2006 comedy movie.
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In 2006, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby raced onto the comedy scene with its laugh-out-loud antics and Will Ferrell's hysterical one-liners.
The movie follows Ricky Bobby (Will Ferrell) as NASCAR's No. 1 racecar motive force who has tons of adoring fans, a blond trophy wife, and a lot of cash.
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But this egotistical motive force will get slightly of a warning sign when he loses to French Formula One champion Jean Girard (Sacha Baron Cohen). No longer on the top of his recreation, Ricky Bobby is kicked to the curb via his spouse and best buddy, and with the help of his father, must pull himself out of his melancholy to get back on best.
Talladega Nights is full of such memorable comedic quotes that in honor of the film's 15th anniversary, now we have rounded up our favorites.
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7 Best Quotes from 'Talladega Nights' in honor of the film's 15th anniversary.
1. "Here's the deal, I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence."
Let's face it, Ricky Bobby is not a humble guy. The No. 1 NASCAR driving force is overly arrogant and continuously reminding other people of simply how great he's. Well, till he crashes his automotive and thinks that he is on hearth. Gosh darn it, Ricky Bobby.
2. "Well let me just quote the late, great Colonel Sanders, who said: 'I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.'"
In case you did not know, Colonel Sanders was an American businessman, best known as the founder of the fast-food chain eating place KFC. However, we're lovely sure the Colonel never uttered this classic line, although we in reality want he had.
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3. "Help me, Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!"
When Ricky Bobby crashes his racecar throughout a competition, he bolts and begins operating round thinking he is on hearth, regardless of his pit workforce repeatedly telling him he is high quality. In standard Hollywood fashion, it kind of feels the writers couldn't help however poke fun at Tom Cruise.
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4. “If you ain’t first, you’re closing.”
Ricky Bobby's go-to catchphrase. And, he is not wrong ....
Don't overlook, that phrase is trademarked and should best be utilized by Ricky Bobby Inc.
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5. “Dear Lord Baby Jesus, or as our brothers to the south call you, Jesús, we thanks such a lot for this bountiful harvest of Domino’s, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just wish to take time to say thanks for my circle of relatives, my two stunning, beautiful, handsome, placing sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, or T.R. as we call him, and of course, my red-hot smoking spouse, Carly, who is a stone-cold fox.”
Ricky Bobby is an overly spiritual man who prays before his meals. While having dinner together with his family and good friend Cal, Ricky says grace sooner than they devour their scrumptious meal of fast-food favorites.
6. “Are we about to get it on? Because I’m as onerous as a diamond in an ice storm right now.”
Ricky's new love pastime Susan (Amy Adams) offers him a passionate pep talk about successful, which really revs his engine.
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7. “This sticky label is unhealthy and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons."
Ricky Bobby is so obsessed with being the best and acquiring popularity and sponsorships that he's even willing to sacrifice his protection to get another brand identify – Fig Newton – around the windshield of his automotive.
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